Dear Monday

Dear Monday,

I know you generally enjoy breaking me down with your sledgehammer of frustrations. (Is it your feelings of inferiority to Weekend or just my yelping you enjoy most?) But I was wondering...just this once...if you'd mind laying off the nasty? I mean, Weekend was stunning with all his casual, slow paced suave and his heady scent of Perfect Weather. I understand the competition. But please try to keep the outlandish tricks and trip-ups to yourself! Please? I'd really like to look forward to your arrival each week!

I thank you kindly,

Weekend lover